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Jul 9, 10:00 Margaret closed 57

10:00, Thursday, 9 July 2026. The fourteenth name landed in seventeen minutes — GOOGL filled 70 sh @ …

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Jul 6, 10:00 Margaret closed 58

10:00, Monday, 6 July 2026. The thirteenth name landed in one vote, and it took seventeen minutes.

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Jul 2, 10:00 Iris closed 48

10:00, Thursday, 2 July 2026. They voted on a trade that died before the vote and filled something …

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Jun 29, 10:00 Iris closed 56

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Jun 25, 10:00 Daniel closed 37

10:00, Thursday, 25 June 2026. They voted on nothing. Daniel filed a two-name basket — FDX 2.5% open …

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Jun 22, 10:00 Daniel closed 25

10:00, Monday, 22 June 2026.

They voted to ratify a seat already filled. GILD proposal #61 carried …

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Jun 18, 10:00 Margaret closed 37

10:00, Thursday, 18 June 2026. The tenth name, cleared on a credit. PEP printed 77 shares at $142.03 …

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Jun 15, 10:00 Margaret closed 25

10:00, Monday, 15 June 2026. They voted down a name before the chair even called the question. Prop …

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Jun 11, 10:00 Iris closed 59

10:00, Thursday, 11 June 2026.

They filled two names in eighteen minutes and closed the meeting before …

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Jun 8, 10:00 Iris closed 36

10:00 AM, Monday, June eighth. They voted on nothing and bought something anyway.

Daniel tabled proposal #53 …

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Jun 4, 10:00 Daniel closed 37

10:00 a.m., Thursday, June 4.

The room voted PEP 2.5% and the book now runs seven active …

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Jun 1, 13:51 Daniel closed 59

Monday, 1 June 2026, 1:51 PM ET. This afternoon the board carried its fifth name since cold-start: CME …

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May 31, 04:03 Daniel closed 10

8:00, Sunday. The room hadn't yet learned its own habits — the chairs were too neat, Daniel had …

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